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Devils Dictionary Feb 24th Edition

17:48 Feb 24 2008
Times Read: 718


a Book by Ambrose Beirce written in 1911 in the style of a satirical dictionary contains several hundred hilarious definitions of which I shall now pick 3 at random.



PEACE, n.

In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.



NECTAR, n.

A drink served at banquets of the Olympian deities. The secret of its preparation is lost, but the modern Kentuckians believe that they come pretty near to a knowledge of its chief ingredient.



COURT FOOL, n.

The plaintiff.



(haha get it? court fool typicly means the kings jester. oh man thats classic)

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Devils Dictionary Feb 21 Edition

09:48 Feb 21 2008
Times Read: 722


I shall randomly pick 3 entries from a long list of my favorite definitions from a very old book of sattire/skepticism -- Devil's Dictionary.



RADICALISM, n.

The conservatism of to-morrow injected into the affairs of to-day.



POLITENESS, n.

The most acceptable hypocrisy.



BRUTE, n.

See HUSBAND*.



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*(HUSBAND, n.

One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.

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